remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
plot twist: your crush likes you too
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
me on a diet
Michael Cinco 2012 Spring Bridal Collection
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth?
further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
sometimes the only thing that gives me hope in life is looking at band members yearbook pictures